Don Shearfinger - Paper Party

Senator Don Shearfinger has proudly served America and the Scissors party for two terms, but has recently switched to the Paper party and is looking forward to building a broad coalition to lead America in the 21st century. Even though he cuts through taxes, red tape, ceremonial ribbons, and has kept his family's hair trimmed through the COVID crisis, he knows the pain of being outcast and the importance of human connection and it crushes him that America is literally being ripped apart right now. Due to his strong commitment to civilization, the Constitution, and other parchments, he switched parties -- because now is the time for Paper and Scissors to defeat the Rocks that have been dragging us down and holding America back. Join us! You're more than welcome!