POTUS NEWS ALERT
The campaign enters a new phase now as Party affiliations of all declared candidates are revealed.
Current tallies are:
- 1 Paper Party Candidate: Tikifer
- 3 Scissors Party Candidates: General Fist, Brenna Leighann Berkeley, and Kaley Gurlbaus
- 8 Rock Party Candidates: Richard Cream Jr., Pineappley, ALLIGATOR COWBOY, Oda "Pock" Garrick, NOBODY, Amy Rocketship, Jay Farkey, and Ana Smith.
The field for each party could still change with new candidates entering the race before Sept. 30, or with candidates defecting to another party. But if the Paper Party debates were conducted tonight, we'd be watching social media influencer Tikifer debate herself.